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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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