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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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