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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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