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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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