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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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