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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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