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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.
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