Professionally ignore people with style.

Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Please enjoy this delay as a character-building exercise.