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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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