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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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