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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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