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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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