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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. If the issue cannot wait, contact the on-call lead or team alias. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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