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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. A delayed answer is forthcoming once timing becomes less ridiculous. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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