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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Creative panic is not automatically productive just because it is loud. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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