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I am out of the office, despite the optimism of this message thread. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. If this truly cannot wait, contact the account lead or producer. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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