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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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