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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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