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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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