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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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