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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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