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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am conference-bound and temporarily loyal to a badge scanner. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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