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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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