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Thank you for your email. I will be ignoring it on a delay. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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