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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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