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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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