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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Operational chaos is expected; personalized chaos management is delayed. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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