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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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