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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away recalibrating before my final coping mechanism becomes interpretive silence. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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