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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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