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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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