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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am out handling family logistics that make email look optional. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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