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I am currently out of office and refusing to pretend otherwise. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Please contact the venue manager for urgent situations. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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