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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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