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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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