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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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