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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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