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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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