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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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