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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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