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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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