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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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