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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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