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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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