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My chair is empty and somehow still more productive than I am. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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