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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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