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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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