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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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