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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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