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If you were hoping for a rapid reply, the universe has other material. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. If something is on fire, contact me through the emergency channel noted in the contract. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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